Saturday, January 17, 2009

So you I axed the fella's about camel toe and those fools didnit know, ya know?

Poor sweet innocent Darcy had no idea what camel toe was so I had to go to the "smooth party" website to clear up the situation.

I would have just googled Celine Dion but I figured I would show us all a little mercy.

19 comments:

Trooper York said...

By the way that is what the Professor looks like in real life. Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Mort was having a great time at that meetup at Sams Ale house.

Darcy said...

Thanks for clearing that up for me, Trooper. I'm getting quite an education here. Priceless, really.

Trooper York said...

Just pulling your leg a little there Darcy. You never know what is going to come up at Trooper York's.

Trooper York said...

You see I feel that it's not worth doing if it's not worth overdoing.

So I was thinking about a new feature on Trooper York.

Celebrity Camel Toe Corner.

What do you think?

Darcy said...

I know, Trooper. I'm laughing at this, trust me!

But...if I have a vote, I say no to the Celebrity Camel Toe Corner.
;-)

Trooper York said...

Oh no too late. But if it makes you feel any better I started it with a tennis motif.

chickelit said...

I don't know Trooper--you seem to be pushing the envelope here--sure we'll like it, but you wouldn't want squander Darcy's good will.

Darcy said...

LOL. I see it has no "Darcy" tag, so it's cool.

Trooper York said...

Chickenlittle I always push the envelope. But it is tough to come up with good continuing series with a dash of sex, humor and craziness.

Did you know that within five minutes I found fifty celebrity camel toe photo's?

Darcy said...

You crack me up, Trooper. Anything that gives you inspiration to write what you do is just fine.

Trooper York said...

That's why you are the coolest like the rest of the dolls that hang around Trooper Yorks. You get it.

(And by it, I do not mean camel toe)

Darcy said...

Aww, thanks.

blake said...

Wait, Professor Althouse is a black man?

Ruth Anne Adams said...

I'd walk a mile for a cameltoe.

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Darcy said...

Ruth Anne! Tell me that you didn't know, either. :)

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Darcy: I learned the meaning of camel toe over at Althouse a few years back. But before that, no, I didn't know what it was.

Trooper: What is the derivation of the expression "push the envelope"? I first heard it in relation to test pilots doing it. But, really. What the hell kind of envelope are they pushing? It sounds more like something they would do at Dunder Mifflin during an overstock sale: push the envelope...

Trooper York said...

The origin of push the envolpe dates back to the era of Henry VIII
in England. It seems that Cardinal Worsley first began the practive of having parishoners put their money for the collection in little envelopes. He begged and cajoled and pestered the King to enforce this practive for so long that it forced good King Henry to break away from the church.

The Boylen girl was a mere after thought.

Meade said...

And Anne Boleyn brings us right back to camel toe. Isn't the innernet something?