Yankee's Locker Room Spring Training February 9, 2009
Jorge Posada: Hey Jeter, what’s with all these bottles of water in A-Rods locker? Is that Red Bull or Vita Water or something new?
Derek Jeter: I think it’s that kabala water that he gets from Madonna. Here give it to me.
Jorge Posada: What are you gonna do?
(Jeter opens the bottle, pours out the water and pisses in it)
A-Rod:( strolls into the clubhouse) Hey guys how’s it going.
Joba Chamberlin: Great Mr. Rodriquez. We were just talking about you.
Jorge Posada: Yeah how’s it going comprade. Did you bang that skanked out crone last night or did you stick your dick in the Venetian blind instead?
Derek Jeter: Com’on guys. Leave the big guy alone. He finally found his soul mate. Give the man a break.
A-Rod: Thanks Jeets. We just fit together like two peas in a pod. Here have some kabala water. It will do wonders for you.
Jorge Posada: No thanks man. I’m a Catholic. We don’t drink holy water.
Joba Chamberlin: Yeah and I am an Indian. We don’t drink fire water.
A-Rod: Well that’s a shame. It will do wonders for your soul. (A-Rod opens the bottle and takes a big gulp) What the fu..........Jeter!!!
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Joba does drink the fire water.
Disclaimer- I have been a Yankee fan since '95 when I began working at the Meadowlands.
Isn't the A-Rod - Madonna story the craziest shit in Yankeeland in the past 20 years?
Dumping Pavano is a good move.
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