I hate freakin Christmas. I mean I love the little baby Jesus but I hate the hoopla surrounding the holiday. Gift giving in particular. I always gave great gifts like DVD players and great clothes and cases of wine. I always got back socks and underwear.
Socks and underwear!
I love Memorial Day. That is the best fucking holiday by a mile. Beginning of summer. The tax season is over. Warm nights. Longer Days. Barbecues. Baseball. The summer is here.
You can take your reindeer games and stuff them up your ass.
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Are there no prisons? Are there not workhouses?
Oh my bad, I thought you were someone else.
Carry on.
;-)
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