Thursday, December 18, 2008

I used to have this next door neighbor......


I used to have this next door neighbor who was some kind of magazine big shot. Anyway he was married and had a couple of kids. Every once in a while when we would go to Hanleys for dinner we would see this guy. Now we don't get to eat till late after we close the store. So it can be midnight or even later when we are finished and are leaving. Every once in a while we would see this guy making out with a woman, but it was never his wife. Now they weren't friends of ours or anything so it wasn't any of our business. But it was just icky ya know.


Anyway one day I am reading Page Six of the Post and it turns out that this guy got caught making out in a fancy bar in Manhattan. With a guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that. A very famous guy to boot. His marriage falls apart and they move. It seems that they stayed in Carroll Gardens as I saw the wife and kids every now and then.


So today I read that both he and his wife were making out with a guy in a restaurant in the city. The are both sucking face with the same dude. Now that doesn't seem right but what are you going to do. I never believe what the scumbag journalist write so I take it with a whole box of Red Cross salt. I know that magazine's are in a lot of trouble these days and need a healthy shot of publicity. I think it must be a stunt.


I just don't understand people.

3 comments:

blake said...

Now, if they'd both been making out with the same girl, that'd be different.

Trooper York said...

No I said he was making out with a girl at the bar. I don't like it when someone does that to their spouse regardless of whether it is with a man or a woman. This jerks kids are old enough to understand and get their balls broken when the other kids read this shit in the paper. I mean he is totally fucked up.

I love pussy as much as the next guy but I have to draw the line at the way this douche operates.

Plus he has a very skinny dog.

I hate skinny dogs.

blake said...

Oh, I'm with you, pal.

On this, probably not on The Patriot. We might have to throw down on that.

Anyway, I was responding to this:

So today I read that both he and his wife were making out with a guy in a restaurant in the city. The are both sucking face with the same dude.