Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Are you a member of the United Federation of Planets Plan or do you have Medicaid. I don't accept Medicaid.

"So do you have your health insurance card. Ever since the health care reforms in 2009 you have to have the government plan. If you don't I am afraid we will have to terminate your existence and sell you off for parts."
"But doctor how can you do such a thing."
"Damn it ensign. I am a doctor not a lawyer. Take it up with legal. Or your Representative. Who is your Senator. Senator Byrd isn't it. You're from West Virgina like me. Now either show me your government health insurance or I will have to put you on report."

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