Sunday, July 19, 2009

I mean we could help.


Although I am not a big fan. We could help the judge if she just came in. Cause a wise Latina might want to spruce it up a little. Just sayn'

4 comments:

ChocolateGodzilla said...

porn star or just bad plastic work. woof.

ricpic said...

Bull dyke I'm thinkin'.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Yep..Shorten the hair-do by about 4 inches. Undercuting on the flat hair-do to give it a lift that wouldn't drag her face downward. A layered stacked effect that would feather out above her very wide cheek bones and de-emphasize her pointy head. Some red auburn and low gold tone highlights would lift the entire face from dull to lively.

Foundation to smooth out the tones in her face with a bit of a nice peach/blush rough. Plus.....as any artist knows when you want things to recede you use darker tones so... her puffy eyelids could use some shading. And lipstick to draw attention to her mouth instead of her squinty eyes.

Sonya.. Sonya.. Sonya...stop with the boxy un-shaped clothing and eliminate the fabrics that look like they could have been used to cover a couch or upholster a 72 Pinto in East L.A.

Not able to tell from the photo, but I would think she is a "winter" and would be better suited to using clear bright tones instead of the earthy muddy shit the is wearing the the photo.

But....what the hell do I know. I'm drunk at the moment.....and probably ricpic is correct.....

Bull dyke who doesn't give a crap how she looks.

The Dude said...

A "winter"? That bitch is a fucking mud fence that was hit by a tornado! Jesus, my eyes! Since when did bag ladies get to be on the supreme court?