It's all there in black and white.

"Hello Trey, where have you been the past few days?"

"I have been busy Selina. You know I follow Emerson, Lake and Palmer around. And I am busy campaigning for Iggy Pop and the Stooges for the Hall of Fame. I am sorry I haven't been around."

"Well I missed you."

"That's nice to know Selina. Can I ask why you are dressed this way?"

"What way?"

"Why as a Native American."

"Oh this old thing. Why it is my Halloween costume. I though I might wear it until you saw it. I went as Sacajawea....you know who that is don't you Trey?"

"Of course. She was the Shoshone woman who was a famous explorer."

"Well that is true. But she is most famous for letting Merriweather Lewis discover her Northwest Passage. "

"Really, Selina I didn't read that in my history book."

'Oh everyone knew that Trey. You see Merriweather was gay and he was tormented because Sacajawea let him in the backdoor for the first time in his life. You see she used to give him what they called the Dirty Sacajawea. She was the only woman he ever loved. When she decided to leave him, well he ended up killing himself."

"But why did she leave him Selina. After all he was rich and famous."

"That isn't everything Trey. She returned to her husband Toussaint Charbonneau and they spent the rest of their lives in the mountains trapping beaver....she loved the feel of beaver....it was so soft and silky....they used to love to wear it like a hat......do you love the feel of beaver.... would you like to see my beaver Trey....it's very soft and fluffy just like Sacajawea would have loved....Trey....Trey....why are eyes rolling back in you head....you keep falling off of your chair....I think I am going to get you a seat belt!"