"Really I am very tired today."
"I know dear but let's go out and split a cheeseburger and a small beer. We can go crazy!'
"I don't think so dear. Oh and one more thing."
"What's that honey?"
"Stop staring at my tits!"
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LOL
Sit for an hour, taking up table space and turn over time. And then leave a 75 cent tip.
Yup. They love to see them come in.
I just noticed that there is a dish rack next to the bath tub. I know things were tough and apartments sort of smaller in the 'olden days'.
BUT.....
I seriously would reconsider eating dinner off of those dishes and don't even want to think about how they get washed.
eeeewww.
I know dear but let's go out and split a cheeseburger and a small beer. We can go crazy!
People should avoid small beer at all costs. You can actually die from it you know: Link.
I get a mother and son vibe. Creepy. But there you are. My immense integrity forces me to call 'em as I see 'em. Ahem.
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