Monday, March 1, 2010

Today's Gratuitous Bathub Photo: You know you are a redneck...edition!


Today's Gratuitous Bathub Photo: You know you are a redneck...edition!

You-all know you are a redneck when you wash up in the garden dept at Wal-mart.

Just sayn'
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6 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

Is that what's coming in this month's Man of the Month Club?

March 1, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Anonymous said...

Needs a nipple tag.

March 1, 2010 at 9:04 PM
john said...

I used to work on this uranium exploration in Utah and Arizona, and I was often in the field for 20 - 30 days at a time. I used to take my baths in a stock tank, which being about 12 feet across and 8 feet deep, made for great swimming and floating. I would get in and out by climbing onto the windmill ladder next to the tank.

Late one afternoon, very clean and naked, I was beginning my climb down when I saw a gila monster at the bottom rung, staring up at me, hissing. (Legend has it they are ill tempered and venomous.) Spashing water on him only made him hiss louder. I eventually jumped off the ladder as far as I could in the direction of my clothes, and threw my boot at him.

March 1, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Peter V. Bella said...

Gee, and I'm listening to David Allan Coe? Imagine that?

March 1, 2010 at 11:52 PM
chickelit said...

I just wanna know how you got hold of that photo. grrrr

March 2, 2010 at 4:17 PM
An Edjamikated Redneck said...

I'm here ta tell y'all that that ole boy ain't no real redneck.

That is a plastic tub Trooper. Only the damned Yankees will use a cheap tub like that.

The REAL rednecks will use somethin' a bit sturdier.

Like a wheebarra.

That's proof y'all is a real redneck. If'n y'all can take a bathand keep y'all's balance on that one wheel.

An' that ole ring 'round the tub?

That ain't squat. Wait 'til y'all need ta clean out the cement first.

Now tahat'll mak a man outta ya.

March 3, 2010 at 9:52 PM

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