"Yes sweetie I am Jeanie."
"So nice to meet you. Where is Major Nelson."
"Oh we got divorced years ago. I think he is living in Ohio with some chickens and a doberman. Oh and sweetie stop staring at my tits."
"Oh I am not. I was just checking out your shoes."
"I know. So stop staring at my tits."
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Troop: This* is what you missed on Twitter today.
Now stop staring at them.
*H/T: your cousin Ron
Shiksas stay perky to the very end. Well, the shiksas who were perky to begin with. This is the true sadness of being a Jew: the Jewess is rarely perky even at the beginning. More info than you need? Tough. There's gotta be someplace I can get these deep truths off my chest.
Saw her on Larry King a while back, a classy Lady.
I thought Larry was staring at her tits, but its hard to tell at his age.
Jeanie made Ginger and Mary Ann look like chopped liver.
Still, Catwoman was sexier.
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