Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I wish I could win an Academy Award!


"You know Sophia some day I would like to be up for an Academy Award."

"Wella I thinka you-a gotta go down for that, causa that's a the only way you will getta one signora."

"I know sweetie. Just one thing."

"Si?"

"Can you stop staring at my tits! My head didn't fall off you know."

"Nott-a yet beyotch."

1 comment:

chickelit said...

I'm thinking that Christina Hendricks could star in an epic Jayne Mansfield biopic, but what am I thinking (with)?