Thursday, December 16, 2010

It's the Macho Response.


When Billie first came to work with us, he was a happy little boy. He loved to play baseball with the rest of the kids and he was particularly close to George or Spanky as you might know him. They were always outside tossing the ball around.


But as they started to get older things changed. You see they started to get interested in girls and Billie and George got into a rivalry over Darla. She was a saucy little minx and led them on. The lost their friendship over it. And it was a shame. Neither one of them ever got together with her. She ended up joining her friend Susan Axtkins and hanging out with this guy who played guitar out at the Span ranch. I wonder whatever happened to them.


Anyway, Billie ended up becoming a motivational speaker and blogger who encourages men to act like men and to stop letting woman run their lives. His book "I'm O Tay, You're O Tay" became a national best seller.
(I'm O Tay, You're O Tay, The E True Hollywood Story of Billie Thomas)

4 comments:

The Dude said...

Buckwheat converted to Islam. His new name is Kareem O Wheat.

jungatheart said...

Everyone's full of wise-cracks tonight.

Meade said...

You know someone who never fell for that NewAgey RealMan MachoMysticism bullshit?

You got it: Joe Cobb!

The Dude said...

He looks like Virginia and Fatty's ill-begotten love child.