"Oh dear boy....I am afraid we are in the army now!"
"What does that mean Dr. Smith?"
"Why that we can be in the army or the air force or best of all in the Navy."
"Oh you mean like your friends the Cowboy, the Indian and the motorcycles rider."
"Yes just like them. Now come along young William. I want to teach you about trench mouth."
(Robot starts waving his arms and clanking) "Danger Will Robinson Danger!"
"Shut up you bubble-headed booby!"
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I just hope they can shoot straight. A soldier who can't shoot straight should be discharged.
That In N Out Burger sign is making me hungry.
We have Culvers in Wisconsin which are pretty good but no In N Out.
Cue Village People's In The Navy video NOW Helen!
Instead of hat-tips, MamaM has decided to share Tit-Tips. Times when the hands of fate (both cold and warm) have touched her own bounteous and generous breasts, and given her goosebumps.
Touching Tit Story Number One:
MamaM's paperback copy of The Game of Thrones arrived in the mail today. She offers a Tit-Tip to Trooper for filling her sock with goodies from afar.
Good stuff MamaM. You will love it and the other books in the series.
But wait till you get to the end of them. You are gonna be pissed that George is sitting on the next installment. Just sayn'
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