Thursday, December 2, 2010

I want to tell you something!


"Bernie, I want to tell you something."

"What .....you don't like Jewish guys....is it because of my little schmeckila?"

"No that's not it. That's fine. Most times I don't even feel it."

"Oy that makes me feel good."

"No....it's just....well in forty years I will realize I am a lesbain."

"Oh is that all. Usually the girls I date figure that out on the second date."