Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Winter's coming!


Beware of the midgets.

15 comments:

chickelit said...

Are you trying to ferment trouble?

"Midget" is a diminutive form of Midge.

Peter V. Bella said...

Yeah, when it snows they get covered up and you trip over the little bastards when you are drunk.

Opus One Media said...

You and yours please have a safe and happy holiday. Although we probably would be great dueling partners if I had the first shot I'd fire over your head and trust you'd do the same.

Be well. Smile a lot. Think of angels and good things.

Best,

HDH

Titus said...

Helen, I am in Wisconsin now and you don't know cold.

I lived on the East Coast for the past 25 years and it was mild compared to this fucking shit I am dealing with out here in Wisconsin.

All I can say is you never want to experience this shit out here.

MamaM said...
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MamaM said...

No winter garden is complete without a Tufted Titmouse. This demure bird, small and grey in color, was once considered a sub-species, but is now regarded as a separate species. Answering to the name "Tits", their song is usually described as a whistled peter-peter-peter. Tufted titmice are known for their cuteness.

They nest in a hole in a tree, either a natural cavity or sometimes an old woodpecker nest. They line the nest with soft materials, sometimes plucking hair from a live animal such as a dog. If they find shed snake skin, they will try to incorporate pieces of it in their nest. Sometimes, a bird born the year before remains to help its parents raise the next year's young.

Life is stranger than fiction

Titus said...

It's so cold out here. I would love a nice pair of large patriotic republican tits to hold me and love me and keep me warm during the long winter night.

Thank you and good night.

Tits.

jungatheart said...

Tits, why don't you invite Althouse for a snowmobile ride?

chickelit said...

Tits, why don't you invite Althouse for a snowmobile ride?

Better yet, you could rope tow her or Meade on skis...
..sort of a Tommy Bartlett's Polar Express.

MamaM said...

MamaM likes the color of Deborah's sparkle, a fun illuminated yellow, more like citron.

Maybe all the growing Titus has been doing will make him more reliable. In the past, he's been a bit reclusive when it comes to meetings, but now that he's less of a happy blue jay and more into Tits and community building, things will be different.

Meade said...

Yes, Toots. Rope tow. Now!

chickelit said...

Make one big long "Craisy chain"

Trooper York said...

This is of course the promo shot of the new HBO series "Game of Thrones."

chickelit said...

This is of course the promo shot of the new HBO series "Game of Thrones."

Crap- I had a whole 'nother meaning made up in my head!

MamaM said...

"'First lesson... stick them with the pointy end.'"
Arya gave him a whap on the arm with the flat of her blade. The blow stung, but Jon found himself grinning like an idiot. 'I know which end to use,' Arya said."
Chapter 10, Jon, p. 81.