Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Hey did you see Sarah Palin's Alaska?

They said they had some crazy stuff going on with deer and stuff. I can just imagine.

Wait maybe that was the sister-deer show.
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chickelit said...

Looks like a threesome. But what's that crazy stag on top reaching for?

December 8, 2010 at 9:15 PM
MamaM said...

Opossums are one up on deer. With Mr Opposum's bifurcated penis, it's always two fer one. A picture upgrade is called for.

December 8, 2010 at 9:44 PM
chickelit said...

With Mr Opposum's bifurcated penis, it's always two fer one.

Taint the same as a three body collision.

A picture upgrade is called for.

I'll pass, thanks.

December 8, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Titus said...

Is it wrong of me to be a tad titillated by this picture.

Deer cock, hmmmm.

Did you guys hear of Mr. Hands-the guy from Seattle who died while being fucked by a horse. What a terrible way to go.

December 9, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Titus said...

They have a horse meetings where they go to some barn and pick up the horse that they will do and then run around naked around the horses to get them excited.

One guy slides the horse hog into another guys butt while the horse has mounted the guy.

Horses have really big hogs.

Before the horse fucking begins they watch a slide show of all the different horses and pick the one that they will do.

The horse that fucked/killed the guy is now in the horse witness protection program for fear that other horse fuckers will seek him out-isn't that sad?

December 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Titus said...

They come to the horse meetings by planes, trains and automobiles-all over the world just to get fucked by a horse.

There was an actually movie about it which I watched-I was flabbergasted, disgusted, yet watched it like 10 times.

The guy who died by being fucked by a horse had a golden trophy made that looked like the horses cock-I am not kidding.

He worked at Boeing and had a wife and kid.

December 9, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Titus said...

After this episode the state of Washington made it illegal to fuck horses.

No more horse fucking in Washington. Or if you do it has to be on the downlow.

December 9, 2010 at 11:39 AM
MamaM said...

Like Mama said, she's good with the rise. Who wants to be upstaged by an opossum? Or suffer bifurcated penis envy? Or, worse yet, bifurcated penis priapism?

With Titus clueless concerning the Majesty of Would-be-King Edward, Mama was worried. How had he missed knowing about or seeing such a perfect tool? Was the boy going blind? Was his dedication to free porn narrowing his world?

Imagine her relief to find stories of other hung horses still reaching his ears.

December 9, 2010 at 5:24 PM
chickelit said...

A single "magic bullet" could take out all three.

December 9, 2010 at 8:22 PM
AST said...

I saw a rerun of Bones tonight about a group of pony fetishists. I had pretty much gotten it out of my mind and then I got here.

I'm getting too old for this world, and I'm not all that old.

December 10, 2010 at 11:34 PM
AST said...

"And they said, There is no hope: but we will walk after our own devices, and we will every one do the imagination of his evil heart."

December 10, 2010 at 11:36 PM

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