Thursday, December 23, 2010

Welcome Walmart Shoppers!

So here I am in Florida which I think is officially designated as the boonies on my map. Or at least it has pictures of sea monsters with the legend 'Here be bubba's."

So what's the first thing you do in Florida. Squeeze an orange. Dance with a June Taylor dancer. Finger an alligator and then deny the alligataztions.

No.

You go to Wal-Mart.

Gee. This shit is pretty cheap.

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