The side of the store got tagged by a graffiti shit head on Tuesday night. I was going to go down to make a complaint but today the lieutenant in charge of quality of life came in to tell me about it. I told him I was planning to go down to fill out a report. He told me if I called 311, and asked to make a police report the city would actually repaint it for me for free.
Holy corporate welfare Batman.
How cool is that. My conservative principle's will not stop me from taking advantage of this government program. I am nothing if not the sole of hypocrisy.
Finally the government is doing something for me.
Plus I have a camera and am giving the cops a copy of the tape so they can arrest these fucks. And I promised a steep discount to whatever officer brings me the head of the douche who tagged the store.
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It ain't hypocritical to do so. In fact, it's better to use as many such services as possible, because it makes the inevitable failure of that system come that much faster.
Like everyone flushing during halftime during the SuperBowl.
I was just schocked that there was a police brass in the 76 who was on the ball. That needs to be celebrated.
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