So the twins and I went to the Rangers game last night. It was a fun night even though they lost since we had a few tequila’s and Jenna spent some time in the hot tub with a few of the boys. Barb was too shy but I am going to break her of that habit if she ever wants to get married. I mean they don’t bite. Well they might sting a little when you pee but they have pills for that.
Anyhoo when I got back W was laughing and hooting and hollering on the phone with Cheney. It seems they were talking about that picture that got all the blogger’s hot and bothered about Barry O checking out some kid’s ass at the summit meeting. I mean I never heard a bigger bunch of bullshit in all my life. W was reading some half ass blogger’s analysis of it and W and Ol’Dick were laughing up their sleeves.
You see we had access to the CIA photo files and Cheney had inherited J Edgar Hoovers old archive from Lee Atwater and we knew that it was all a big bunch of bullshit. You see what most of America doesn’t know is that Obama doesn’t wear the pants in the family. In fact he is really just passin’. Not as a white man. But as a man.
You see he is one of those weird people with both types of genitalia. He self identifies as a woman but had to portray himself as a man so he could get through life because he was basically a chick with a dick. And you couldn’t be that growing up as a Moslem in Indonesia. He puts on a good show but he really has a soft and feminine side. He doesn’t let it show. But his soft and passive manner is a bit of tip off.
He really is a lady.
Michelle is the one with the balls in the family. Notice how she didn’t care about the photo. She knew the truth.
He was just saying yes to the dress.
Anyhoo when I got back W was laughing and hooting and hollering on the phone with Cheney. It seems they were talking about that picture that got all the blogger’s hot and bothered about Barry O checking out some kid’s ass at the summit meeting. I mean I never heard a bigger bunch of bullshit in all my life. W was reading some half ass blogger’s analysis of it and W and Ol’Dick were laughing up their sleeves.
You see we had access to the CIA photo files and Cheney had inherited J Edgar Hoovers old archive from Lee Atwater and we knew that it was all a big bunch of bullshit. You see what most of America doesn’t know is that Obama doesn’t wear the pants in the family. In fact he is really just passin’. Not as a white man. But as a man.
You see he is one of those weird people with both types of genitalia. He self identifies as a woman but had to portray himself as a man so he could get through life because he was basically a chick with a dick. And you couldn’t be that growing up as a Moslem in Indonesia. He puts on a good show but he really has a soft and feminine side. He doesn’t let it show. But his soft and passive manner is a bit of tip off.
He really is a lady.
Michelle is the one with the balls in the family. Notice how she didn’t care about the photo. She knew the truth.
He was just saying yes to the dress.
6 comments:
That picture just neutralized every picture of Sophia, Natalie, Adrienne, and Joey you've ever posted. I threw up so hard, something came up that I ate in the seventh grade.
Oog. Me too.
That's some kinda ugly.
And too true.
I'm glad I finished my breakfast before looking at that photo. That is what's called butt ugly.
Dude, you forgot the NSFL (Not Safe For Life) tag.
The face isn't that attractive on a man's body either.
Eeep! LOL.
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