"There is no way this can be correct."
"I am afraid that is right. I know you might find it hard to believe but the paperwork doesn't lie."
"It's simply impossible. No way Jose. Or Pedro. Or whatever the fuck your name is. It is just not possible."
"I am telling you it is correct senor. You order a pastrami on rye with mayonnaise. It says it right here."
"Do I look like a rube to you. A yokel. DO I LOOK LIKE I COME FROM WISCONSIN!!!!!"
"No then you would have ordered it with cheese."
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For once in his career Dr. Ben Casey is out hairy armed.
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