Sunday, November 30, 2014

Baseball's Craziest Wife

Chip was speculating about who was the sexiest baseball wife. I don't know who that might be but I know who was the craziest. Anna Benson the ex-wife of former loser Met (redundant right) pitcher Kris Benson. My brother interviewed her and was with her when she went on Howard Stern to say she would blow all of his teammates. Her is a little sampling of what she was about:

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New York Daily News July 9, 2013

The curvy wife of former Mets pitcher Kris Benson was armed to the teeth when she busted into her estranged hubby’s home and tried to rob him at gunpoint of $30,000, a police report revealed Tuesday.
Anna Benson also gave cops a bizarre explanation about why she was wearing a bulletproof vest, telling them she was trying to get it to “mold to her body.”
The busty brunette said it was a new model and she was “testing” it for the company and “didn’t understand why [they] were making such a big deal out of this,” the report said.
The revelations came a day after the 37-year-old former “Baseball Wives” star was nabbed for barging into Benson’s home in Smyrna, Ga.
“It scared me,” the once mighty righty told cops.
Benson said his wife was “screaming and out of control” and feared she might shoot him. He said he told her money was in his wallet, but instead of fetching it he high-tailed it to the woods and called cops.
When Smyrna police arrived, they found Anna on the back porch smoking a cigarette.
Printed.; Exported.;IAN SCOTT, EMGAnna Benson has dropped jaws by posing topless in Penthouse and having sex with the pitcher in the stadium parking lot as fans waited.
“It’s inside,” she told cops as they cuffed her.  “The gun.”
The former FHM model also had a knife in her waistband and was wearing an ammo belt “that had several rounds of ammunition,” the report said.
And she had plenty of contempt for her husband, repeatedly calling him a “p---y.”
Anna Benson attends her birthday bash and Lingerie Bowl Party in 2005.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESAnna Benson attends her birthday bash and Lingerie Bowl Party in 2005.
Anna Benson admitted threatening him with an “expandable metal baton” and claimed “there were illegal drugs in the house,” the report stated.
Police have not confirmed there were drugs in the house, but among the items they removed was a bag of syringes and eight unidentified pills, according to the report.
In addition, police confiscated a Taurus handgun, 13 rounds of ammunition, a hatchet, a Taser, a computer hard drive and a court order of some kind.
Anna Benson once threatened to have sex with every one of her husband’s teammates if he cheated.RON ANTONELLIAnna Benson once threatened to have sex with every one of her husband’s teammates if he cheated.
Anna Benson was charged with two counts of felony aggravated assault with a weapon, one count of criminal trespass and one count of possession of a weapon during the commission of a crime.
She is now cooling her high heels in an Atlanta-area jail and awaiting a court date.
Kris Benson, who pitched for the Mets for two seasons in 2004 and 2005, met his wife at an Atlanta strip joint where she worked as a dancer.
The once-happy couple announced they were splitting last July.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESThe once-happy couple announced they were splitting last July.
Anna Benson later did a topless Penthouse spread and raised eyebrows when she showed up for a Mets team Christmas party in a sexy Mrs. Claus getup.
Benson was traded to Baltimore not long after. And a year later, the Daily News reported their marriage was on the rocks after Anna Benson caught the pitcher fooling around with one of her friends.
Two years earlier, Anna Benson had threatened on Howard Stern's radio show to have sex with every one of his teammates if she ever caught him cheating. Her spokesman insisted she was joking and the couple later reconciled.
Anna Benson was a presence in Major League Baseball even before her hubby pitched for the Mets.MICHAEL BUCKNER/GETTY IMAGESAnna Benson was a presence in Major League Baseball even before her hubby pitched for the Mets.
Anna Benson went on to star in the short-lived series "Baseball Wives," which aired on VH1 from November 2011 to January 2012 before it was canceled.


13 comments:

ndspinelli said...

I didn't know you had any siblings. Is your bro a reporter?

ndspinelli said...

Never mind. I just read the other post. Besides Maxim, where else did he write? Is he older or younger?

Trooper York said...

He is much younger than me. He worked for a bunch of magazines including Elle, Details, FHM and Maxim. I went to many parties that this magazines had over the years and that is where I got my ever so high opinion of journalists.

Currently he is the editor and founder of his own magazine "Athletes Quarterly" which is a magazine geared to professional athletes.

He was always was interested in sports and we went to hundreds of games through the years. Now he hangs out with tons of professional athletes. Especially retired ones.

Chip S. said...

"I Married a Stripper" might make a pretty good reality show.

blake said...

"... met his wife at an Atlanta strip joint where she worked as a dancer..."

chickelit said...

As Sixty would note, Benson is severally augmented.

Therefore it was the baseball chump's fault for falling for that. I can only LOL.

rcocean said...

I guess he was so mesmerized by the T&A he overlooked the crazy.

Always a bad move.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I am totally stealing this for a Rule 5!

I am sure she was a dynamo sexually, but almost always crazy is not worth it.

Chip S. said...

Long term, true.

But short term? Worth it.

As long as she doesn't have a lethal weapon.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Crazy Rule 5

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

She is like base jumping, thrilling but eventually things are going to go badly.

blake said...

>> As long as she doesn't have a lethal weapon.

Or a fatal attraction.

Michael Haz said...

Sometimes a high mileage, late model stripper with custom bodywork is not the best choice, especially when a nice, clean, low mileage runabout can provide the same driving experience, but without the high maintenance costs, and frequent breakdowns.