Friday, November 21, 2014

What if Literary Masterpieces were written by different people.

I use the term "Literary Masterpiece" very loosely but what if Barack Hussein Obama wrote "Dreams of My Real Mother?"


23 comments:

ndspinelli said...

You mean Valerie Jarrett?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Nick, no kidding.

Obama was abandoned by his father and his mother, and we wonder why he is both narcissistic and a bit of a sociopath.

MamaM said...

Once again, things are not as they seem.

Obama's book: Pride and Prejudice

Lovecraft's, as ghost writer for Obama: Dreams of the Obamamama.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Apparently I am wearing Klan robes for questioning Obama and Clinton about Benghazi.

ndspinelli said...

We went to see Wanda Sykes last night. It was like a WNBA game. Madison is a lesbo town and they were all there. Sykes id hilarious. She actually took a few gentle digs @ Obama, but of course had to intimate much of the anti Obama stuff is racism. She did a funny bit about Obama doing the selfie @ Mandela's funeral and Michelle's reaction.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Nick, Did you run into the dirty old lush and her dog molester?

ndspinelli said...

Evi, They only go to elitist plays and concerts. Sykes did a hilarious bit about people not to fuck w/, particularly black women w/ baby powder on their titties. "If a black woman is so hot, she needs baby powder on her titties, DON'T FUCK W/ HER, just walk the fuck away."

Chip S. said...

O/T: I thought Turley was gonna be added to Lem's blogroll.

chickelit said...

Troop should put Turley on his blogroll.

chickelit said...

Oh and a question for youse Turlitos: Why did that woman show up at Lem's claiming to be Squeeky Frommage? I didn't get that.

ndspinelli said...

That's Inga. Squeeky busts on Inga @ Turley's and she's trying to start some shit. Inga is in full crazy, Fatal Attraction, mean. nasty, burn down the house mode. She is about to go 0 for 4 in blogs. The Golden Sombrero.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I do not go to the dirty ol Lush's site very often, is Inge still there or is she banned? She is the sort of toxic personality that can't help but self destruct.

ndspinelli said...

Inga shows up only in sockpuppet form. She's a pariah as Inga.

ricpic said...

What's Molly Picon doing slumming with Hussein?

Yes, that's Molly after spending too much time in a deck chair at the Eden Roc.






I broke my rule and posted here because that Lem site is SO lame.

Michael Haz said...

Trooper, what's the situation wher you are?

Chip S. said...

Whose that churl?

my obsession with traffic checking — a 10-year mania — is gone….I'm on my own now, blogging without checking traffic.

chickelit said...

Whose that churl?

It musta been getting depressing for her.

Chip S. said...

The new TOP logo.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Chip S., or as she likes to say, "It may taste like vinegar, but it gets the job done in the end."

blake said...

my obsession with traffic checking — a 10-year mania — is gone….I'm on my own now, blogging without checking traffic

It ain't 'cause the numbers are up.

Michael Haz said...

That sort of proves what has been postulated here - that when her numbers go down she either sends Merde here to drag commenters back there, or she uses Crack to spin the meter.

chickelit said...

Crack and Althouse are still an item despite appearances.

ndspinelli said...

Jungle Fever?