Big crises during the game. A girl comes into the store with her mother and wants to buy a dress to wear to the inaugural ball. The problems is she smelt like the Gowanus Canal. Her pits were horrendous and she only wanted to try on high end clothes. There is no good solution in a situation like that. If she tries on clothes she can smell up your stuff that you have to steam and air out for a week. Do you tell her to go home and take a shower and come back? Will she write something nasty on the internet because that is the type of person who will do that. The wife came in the back to confer while I was watching the Giants game so we could decide what to do. My vote was to ask her to leave but we decided to play it out. She only stunk out one dress and bought the other one she tried on along with a shit pot full of accessories. So in the end we did the right thing.We just have to air out and steam the other dress for the rest of the week.
6 comments:
Love the new tag "smelly stuff" and am eagerly awaiting other smelly posts!
Did she smell as bad as Eli Manning's playoff game? Or just normal fat broad BO?
If she smelled like Eli, I'd burn the dress right now
Just one of the million things you would never think of BEFORE going into a business.
Looks as if you dodged a bullet this time though.
Hey if you are gonna hang around here Asante, you have to respect the ladies.
So unless you are just fronting you should step back, because the brothers love a lady with some junk in the trunk even more than I do.
Well dbp, when we had this discussion, we specificly said if this one paticular woman came in we would have to talk to her about it. Our clothes are pristine and are all like new when you try them on and we aim to keep it like that.
Sorry, G, just me running my junk. No wonder I have problems with the ladies, not enough thinking before I spout. Never prop down on the babes, stupid sorry.
But Eli had a BO game.
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