Driving Eddie Curry.

Eddie Curry: Davie?

Dave the limo driver: Yes'm.

Eddie Curry: You're my best friend.

Dave the limo driver: No, go on Eddie.

Eddie Curry: No, really, you are... [Takes Davie's hand]

Eddie Curry: You are.

Dave the limo driver: Yes'm. So where am I driving you?

Eddie Curry: To the airport Davie. I gots to go to Chicago and meet with Donnie Walsh the general manager at the gm meetings.

Dave the limo driver: Why do you got to meet with him Eddie?
Eddie Curry: I want to convince him to let me stay with the team. He is gonna try to sign Lebron James and I want to stick around.

Dave the limo driver: But I thought Lebron is on Cleveland?

Eddie Curry: He is but the Cavs just lost and Cleveland has gots to be looking pretty shitty rights about now. I mean who in their right mind wants to move to Ohio anyways?
Dave the limo driver: I hear Ohio is cool. They have lots of flowers and pretty dogs and funny looking white people you can stare at and make fun of and stuff. I mean it ain’t New York but it is kind of cool.
Eddie Curry: Well when Lebron is a free agent next year they want to convince him to come to New York. That’s where I can help.
Dave the limo driver: How’s that Eddie?
Eddie Curry: Well look at all the monies they be paying me and I ain’t done shit the last two years except get fatter and more depressed and make Isiah wants to kill hisself. Think how much they be paying Lebron cause he actually play. But one thing Davey?
Dave the limo driver: Yeah Eddie.

Eddie Curry: I ain’t like the Knicks no way no how. You gots to earn your money with Eddie Curry. Touch it Davie. Touch it like you wants to earn your paycheck bitch.
(Driving Eddie Curry, 2009)