Hey I feel like a parade!

I wish I could go but I am stuck in the store today. So I can only watch it on TV.

Hey doesn't Joe Girardi's wife look like Liza Minnelli?

A-Rod is pretty happy right now. He finally has that monkey off his back. In every sense of the word.

Matsui has to go around with his interpreter all the time. I wish I had one of those. Then when I make a really cool joke or reference he can interpret it for the people who are following along at home. You know who you are.

I had to break a rule and watch Letterman last night because he had Jeter, Pettite, Posada and Matsui on his show. He kept busting Jeter's ass by asking him over and over if he was engaged. Finally Jeter said "No are you?" Letterman, always a stupid dick.

Get a load of Felix Lopez (the bald headed looking like Desperate Housewife's guy) who is the bald headed guy on the Yankee owners float. He is married to one of the Steinbrenners daughters. He used to be the gardener until he caught the interest of the lady of the house. Now he is sitting pretty.

There's a lot of that going around. So to speak.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hee.