Thursday, February 3, 2011
What if Star Dates were like J Dates
"So is this your first year as a counsler at Camp Granada?"
"Yes. I got the job because of my Uncle Morty."
"Oh I know Morty. We used to meet all the time in the baths of Alpha Centuri. They have a special Barry Manilow wing and everything."
"So you know my uncle Morty. You know he is a confirmed bachelor."
"Yeah he is that. Hey can I ask you a question Schlomo?"
"Sure."
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
"What?"
"Never mind. Let catch up with Lt. Sulu in the sauna. We can have a nice sptiz."
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Sptiz? Perhaps you were going for shvitz? Sptiz is something else altogether, not related to Capistrano.
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