Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I have a real job....I can't just take a day off to protest!


So I had to spend the last couple of days at the Curve Lingerer show. I know I said that last week but I fucked it up as it was this week and I didn't read the tickets. That's why we ended up at the Toy show last week.


Anyhoo I had to spend the day looking at models in their underwear as they walked through the halls wearing nothing but bras and panties. I mean I couldn't take the day off to protest my working conditions. Some of those girls had ugly tattoos. And moles and shit. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows the sorrow.


That's what happens when you have a real job. You have to sit around looking at half naked women all day.


Those Wisconsin douchenozzles have no idea how easy they have it.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

"MOLE! Bloody mole! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's the bloody mole winking me in the face! I'm gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole!"

Shouting Thomas said...

Yeah, but you're not black and you can't get Jesse Jackson to stop by for a heartbreaking rendition of "We Shall Overcome."

So, you'll just have to keep looking at those camel toes.

Stop staring at those tits!

chickelit said...

It must be so hard to be you!

john said...

At my job I can look at FULLY naked women all day.

At least 'till my wife walks in the room.

Ron said...

Do your interns get perks?

chickelit said...

What a pointed question Ron!

ricpic said...

I hope that's a beret and not a turned around cap.

chickelit said...

I hope that's a beret and not a turned around cap.

It looks like a navy blue woolen hat -- the longshoreman look.

Meade said...

Couldn't you at least have grabbed an empty drywall bucket and beat on it while chanting, "THIS is WHAT deMOCracy looks like?"

Ron said...

Democracy? When it comes to these sorts of things, "L'etat c'est moi!"

Opus One Media said...

I'm sure the GOP doucehnozzles in Wisconsin are well aware how well they have it. They only have a short walk to the feed trough.

Beth said...

That is a very French-looking hat you have on. Geaux Trooper!

Trooper York said...

Of course it would take an ex-garmento like ricpic to figure it out. That is indeed my hat turned backwards and not a beret.

I wear a longshoremans working mans cap like Charles Bronson in "Hard Times." But I have to turn it backwards when I am writing out orders because it bothers me for some reason.

Trooper York said...

Oh and Beth. Congratulations on dumping Jeremy Schockey. Good show.

blake said...

Beth was dating Jeremy?

How behind the times one falls.

Trooper York said...

Yeah. That's why he is back commenting at the evil blogger ladies place.

Penny said...

"I have a real job....I can't just take a day off to protest!"

True!

Which is EXACTLY how Al Gore got his brilliant idea for the internets!

Frankly, I also credit him with the concept of multitasking too.

Without Al Gore, most of us would be sitting at our desks all day doing friggin' work relating to our...um...work! Can you even imagine how bad unemployment would be right now if we had to needlessly spend our days doing "WORK"?

Hell, without ol' Al, we'd probably all be as dull as Jack, the "all work, no play" guy. Imagine that?

On second thought...don't do that! "Imagining" might become full time job, and we all know how unproductive that is. :(

Just seems to make much more sense to have fun!

Actually, I am sure that is what Al Gore had in mind for all of us when he invented these internets.

Al? We don't give a shit about your political party affiliation. We'll be eternally in your debt for inventing "FUN"!

Penny said...

Ha ha

Way to go, man!

If I had a hat, I'd be tippin' it.