Trooper York: Did you ever get the feeling....

Friday, February 4, 2011

That the nerdy commenters at boringheads couldn't even figure out how to use a bong?

john said...: Chief: "Speak up Max, I'm an old man you know"

Better:

Chief: "What was it you wanted to know, Max?"
Smart: "Chief, could you let me have twenty dollars until pay day?"
Chief: "So you got me in this thing just to ask me money? Are you out of your mind? Are you serious? Are you completely insane?"
Smart: "One question at a time, Chief."

Much Better:

Max (to six and a half year old boy): "Are you 99?"
Six and a half year old boy: "No, I'm six and a half."; February 5, 2011 at 2:06 AM
Anonymous said...: What is that Max?....GARLIC!?!?; February 5, 2011 at 3:55 PM

Friday, February 4, 2011