Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Reality Show Murder!


Russell Armstrong the husband of reality show whore Taylor Armstrong hanged himself yesterday.

She murdered him as sure as if she kicked the chair from out beneath his legs.

I don't know if you saw the first season of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" but it was about the glitz and glamour and money of a bunch of rich bitch's in Beverly Hills. Like all reality shows it set up some fake conflicts such as a big fight between Camille Grammer (wife of Frazier's Kelsey) and Kyle Richards (sister of much more famous ex child star Kim Richards). They fought all season about some bullshit about what one said about the other and back and forth and the usual high school bullshit that is the staple fodder for so many of these shows. A side show was the fights between Taylor Armstrong and Kim Richards where Tyler would bully the shit out of poor broken drunken Kim who wasn't really strong enough to fight back effectively. It was tough to watch especially when her sister Kyle took the blowfish lipped cunts (Taylor) side.

Taylor tried to keep up with the Jones on this show which she could not do in reality. I mean Adrienne Maloof owns the Palms fuckin' casino for crying out loud and Camille Grammer had five houses and five nannies as she got to squander Kelsey's TV millions as long as he didn't have to fuck her. I mean the dude moved to New York to get a continent between them and to play a gay dude. On stage I mean. Or I guess. Or something.

Taylor spent $50,000 on her four year old daughters birthday party. Every one of the other bimbos said that was crazy and way over the top. Now we find out that they are being sued for spending their clients money on personal expenses and that they are just about broke.

When you saw this poor Mook on TV you could see that he was physically sick that he had to film this shit. Every party they were at he just stood around and wanted to leave early. All the other bitches made fun of him and said how sorry they felt for Tyler. I mean the guy just didn't want to be part of it! But he did it because his wife forced him too!

Now this season's story line is all about how he is a no good abusive husband and how Taylor's marriage problems should make everyone feel sorry for her. Her nasty behavior toward Kim and her all around douchebaggery led to some bad comments on the blogs and a big time negative reaction from the fans. So she seems to have contrived the storyline that she is a victim so everyone should be sorry for her. When if you watched the show you can see that she is a bully and a cunt.

I don't know how they will handle this. Will they still show the marriage therapy sessions on TV. Will she come off as a victim or a shrew? Will Russell look like a bully or a lost soul? A guy who lost everything. His business. His family. His daughter. His life.

Reality TV killed this poor bastard.

It is kinda scary.

17 comments:

chickelit said...

The expression on her face reminds me of Casey Anthony. Maybe it's just the soul-sucked-in cheeks.

10 to 1 Titus thinks she's hot.
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Titus was mean to me on Althouse Troop--bwaaaaaa!

MamaM said...

Titus was mean to me on Althouse Troop--bwaaaaaa!

Maybe it was the boob and vagina pillows over there that set him off. He's really touchy about breasts.

chickelit said...

Are you going to have a runoff for the 3-way tie in your last poll?

It's not good to live with such indecision.

ricpic said...

I don't know if those creatures are scary or pathetic. Okay, they're both. Camille Grammer whose whole identity consists in being Mrs. Kelsey about to be Mrs. ex-Kelsey. She goes on and on about him out of status anxiety and there's just one short scene where she's actually finally got him on the phone and his whole manner is like I've gotta put up with this creature for just a little while longer and then I'm FREE! And yes, I also rifle through the Enquirer on the checkout line at the supermarket.

ricpic said...

Titus will not stand for physical imperfection!!!

ricpic said...

Titus will not stand for physical imperfection!!!

ricpic said...

Hey, I didn't double post it's the stupid machine.

chickelit said...

Titus will not stand for physical imperfection!!!

That can't literally be true because loves SJP!

chickelit said...

Titus will not stand for physical imperfection!!!

That can't literally be true because he loves SJP!

MamaM said...

Titus will not stand for physical imperfection!!!

Nah, more like sensory overload with chickenlittle the recipient of a messy drive by shooting.

The sequence was too much.

First a pic of the Blogger Lady herself with another favorite man, one who actually got to touch her breasts at one time, followed by posts regarding:

-Grotesque exploitation of children
-Boob pillows
-Manliness and hot dogs
-Topless sunbathing
-Breast Presidents.

Hard to stay on the cloud without wielding the sword and shooting Varts with all that stimulation going down.

chickelit said...

Hard to stay on the cloud without wielding the sword and shooting Varts with all that stimulation going down.

Perhaps. But it still feels like a big white cloud is hanging over Trooper York's.

But I'm afraid to say "poof" and try and make it go away.

chickelit said...

I want rainbows and clear skies again.

Trooper York said...

I think you have to say poofter.

Trooper York said...

Lots of commentary on the Real Housewives about this tragedy.

You know it's funny but those websites usually get about 300 comments a post as a matter of course.

And they are a mystery to so many people.

There is a big world out there people. Just sayn'

MamaM said...

Remember that video TY posted a while back with Boo Boo shooting Yogi? This couple reminds the MamaM of those two.

chickelit said...

This couple reminds the MamaM of those two.

Because of the resigned "it's time" sadness in Yogi's eye's?

The Dude said...

The cold embrace of the tomb is preferable to the cold embrace of that hyena.