"What is that Red Phone Commissioner Gordon?"
"That's the Bat Phone. It is the direct line to Batman. Whenever we need him I just pick it up and call him."
"Why do you need that? Don't you have his phone number? He gave it to me when I met him one night while I was walking my rare clumbers."
"No I do not have his number and I do not know his secret identity. Do you sir?"
"Oh I know his secret. Actually it is not all that big a secret. I mean who goes around wearing spandex for crying out loud. It ain't no secret."
"Bejesus I thought so"
"Shut up O'Hara."
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