It wasn’t easy being a closeted gay moose in Hollywood in the 1960’s. The studio was afraid of the backlash from Christan groups and the Catholic church if they found out that a beloved cartoon character was gay. It wasn’t that hard for Bullwinkle to cover it up. Rocky was a well known swordsman and his exploits with cartoon chicks in public was legendary. Rocky once had a three way with Bette Rubble and Penelope Pittstop backstage at a Rolling Stones concert that they are still talking about. Even Keith Richards thought it was a little much. So Bullwinkle could lay low. He would have a few dates with Natasha every other month. She had the same problem as she was a big time lesbian. So they would be each other’s beards and have high profile dates in public so the press could take their photos. Bullwinkle would save his true self for the parties that Rock Hudson and Tab Hunter would throw up in the Hollywood Hills. Nobody even questioned that he had lived with Wally Cox for ten years. It was a more innocent time.
(Jay Ward and Alex Anderson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, E True Hollywood Story)
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Even Keith Richards thought it was a little much.
Bill Wyman was the real womanizer in that band. His exploits were legendary. I keep meaning to read his book "Stone Alone" but haven't even bought it. I did read Richard's autobio though and found it a good read. Althouse says that the spoken word version narrated by Johnny Depp is good too. I'm still trying to get through a Carol Herman-recommended version of "Tom Sawyer."
Natasha may have been a lesbo but that didn't stop Boris from shtooping her on a regular basis.
I sense crankiness in the air. It's the end of summer. Even though there may be more 90 degree days summer is dying and it pisses everyone off. Anyway, that's my excuse.
I sense crankiness in the air.
I think it's just mistrust, ricpic. Plus a little disillusionment.
This post is degrading and I don't approve.
Let the light in Mary.
The world will be a much better place.
Clouds and Tits.
Rocky was a girl, baby!
(Toldja I had a thing for voice actresses.)
Exactly whose non-existent balls are getting busted here?
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