Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend, MacArthur Park Edition

The Latin Quarter 2 am at the club.
Jorge Posada: Hey Derek it’s really strange being here in the city off season. The tour of the new Stadium was sweet.
Derek: Yeah I can’t wait for spring training.
Jorge Posada: Yeah me too. Man those Giants are getting all the action man. Look at that Armani Bradshaw. That’s one hot chica he’s got hanging on him there. Thank God Eli Manning is married. Otherwise you would never get any poontang Jeter.
Derek Jeter: Hey I do ok. Why should I complain? They are the World Champs. They get the glory and the girls now. It’s been a while since we won.
Jorge Posada: Yeah right.
Joba Chamberlain: That’s all right Mr. Jeter. You get all the girls.
Derek Jeter: True. It's been a lot better since Plaxico shot himself in the balls. Hey look over there. Holy Shit! It's A-Rod.
Jorge Posada: And he's got that puta Madonna with him.
Derek Jeter: Oh man we got to roll up on that. This is too sweet.(Jeter, Posada and Joba walk across the club to say hello)
Derek Jeter: Hey guys howz it going? (Fist bumps and air kisses all around)
Jorge Posada: Hey Jefe. How ya doing?
A-Rod: Hey honey you remember my teammates. Derek, Jorge and Joba.
Madonna: Are you a member of the tribe Jewba?
Joba: Well I am part Chippawa if that’s what you mean.
Derek: It's just an expression rook. She wants to know if you are Jewish. You guys were really all over the papers.
A-Rod: Well you know how it is Jeets. Sometimes you can’t help it.
Jorge Posada: What Jeter? He keeps all that stuff private.
Madonna: Well I don't see why. Any publicity is good publicity.
Joba:(under his breath) Not that photo in Central Park.
Madonna: What?
A-Rod: Something about a park. (The song "Mac Arthur Park" comes on)
Madonna: Oh Allie Baby it's our song. (Madonna strips off her top and starts giving A-Rod a dirty lap dance)
Jeter and Posada look at each other and mouth: "MacArthur Park"
Madonna:(The song ends and Madonna slug a shot of Kabala water and Patron) Oh shit that was great. It reminds me of when we were massaging each other in Central Park. I poured Kabala water on you and licked it off like a cake in the rain.Hey Derek you have to look after your soul. Do you want to know about kabala.
Derek Jeter: Thanks but I have a Satellite dish, I don’t need cable. We have to go. We are working out tomorrow so we'll see you.(Jeter, Posada and Joba flee the club)
Jorge Posada: Oh man, did you see the stringy arms on that bitch. I seen more muscle tone on dead junkie’s man. If she is gonna be around, it is going to be a long season man.