Nows the time to list our New Years resolutions.
Here are some of mine.
Stop procratstinating.
Get a better haircut.
More photos of hot chicks.
Funnier posts and more creative movie parodies.
Less posting on more boring blogs. It just tires you out.
More patience with idiots
Less patience with idiots (ie: more non-violence).
Cook more home cooked meals.
Eat out less. (Refers to dinner).
Eat out more (Does not refer to dinner).
Be more charitable but less of a soft touch.
Pay attention.
These are just a few of my resolutions. I hope you have good luck with yours.
15 comments:
Don't seem fair Trooper. You get to blog all day while you are at work but the kids can't text.
I stoppedmaking resolutions a couple years ago. Now I make lists of stuff I want to do:
i.e Get my eyes examined and have more sex not at the same time of course
Take trip to Europe maybe Iceland too.
Get that new 5-speed Mustang I have been wanting to buy. Could be the last hot rod I buy.
Join an over-50 fastpitch softball team.
Touch my toes again. Heh.
Hey blogging has become my work. Just kidding.
Plus as the father figure it is incumbent upon me to be a total hypocrite.
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO.
Oh, and if you want to cry I will really give something to cry about.
I'm waiting to get an email in order to send the emailer my money. I've been waiting since 9 AM. It's past 2 PM. I'm more anxious to send the guy my money than he is to receive it. Idiots. If I was in a business like yours I would've stroked out long ago.
I feel like emailing this guy that he just lost my money. This is to secure a place in Florida for a couple of weeks. What say, Troop? Should I tell him thanks for nothing? So I won't get out of this icebox for 2 weeks. But I'll keep my money. Decide for me.
I think you need to be a little patient. But don't go to Florida man. Go to Vegas. Florida sucks.
Easy dude. I was watching those diseased cootches jump over famous Vegas landmarks the other night and it looked like they were freezing their cootches off.
Last 2 weeks here in Palm B been perfect. Florida is the best, especially from the lake south.
Matt's right. Go to Aruba or Vegas or even Mexico. Florida, Shaorida.
I resolve to work cootch and splooge into every conversation.
You're right about Florida. Maybe I'll just sit home this time.
Haha, not you too. Come to Florida, and you can see all the Venezuelan cootches and Mexican splooge you want and never leave the good old USA.
Gulfstream Park opens on Saturday, and they have slots there now.
Or you can even go the Seminole Hard Rock where that sploogy cootch Anna Nicole Smith croaked. Vegas can't touch that.
Maybe Vegas doesn't wanna touch Anna Nicole's diseased sploogy cootch.
I don't know about her sploogy cootch, but Vegas was happy to take O J off of our hands. Him and Iron Mike enjoying anal sex wednesdays they say.
The weather is so nice she had to use pills, she couldn't freeze her sploogy cootch to death.
My resolution is to ask Althouse to marry me.
If wedding bells don't chime by Jan.1, 2010, I'll just adopt a new shelter dog and be done with the whole thing.
Relationships take too much work.
I have never liked Florida. To be fair, I have never been to the Tampa side though.
Vegas is cold this time of year so if you do go, I recommend you find a casino with an indoor pool. Last year I went to the Mirage and it had no indoor pool. It was cold (30-40 degrees) and the West Coasters were walking around dressed like they were in Antartica!
Post a Comment