The problem with the Disney studio was that Mickey dominated everything. He went from an amusing rodent to a power mad despot. Since he was the most popular of the cartoon characters he demanded all kinds of perks. He even had a casting couch. He had to bang every one of the cartoons who auditioned for the role of Snow White. They had to be able to rub his belly and whisper sweet and comforting words like his mother used to do. And of course, they had to enjoy anal.
(The Cracks in Magic Kingdom, The E True Hollywood Story of Mickey Mouse)
(The Cracks in Magic Kingdom, The E True Hollywood Story of Mickey Mouse)
11 comments:
To me Mickey was always Tom Sawyer to Donald's Huck Finn.
I could see Donald into anal, but Mickey?
Hey he was the diry rat that Cagney was referring to in the movie. When he found out what Mickey did to Mae Marsh he shoved that grapefruit in her mush. They recreated it for the movies.
Donald Duck was gay but he was a pitcher not a catcher.
His grandson is Barney Frank congressman from Mass.
Donald Duck was gay...
Is nothing sacred?!
Hey didn't you suspect it when was hanging around his young "nephews" all the time. I mean really.
If Barney is Donald's grandson, but he was a pitcher, just who (or maybe what) was playing catcher in THAT scenerio?
Well back in the day gay Hollywood stars were forced into sham marriages and some of them even had children.
It happens to this very day. Look at John Travolta. The poor bastard.
And of course Tom Cruise.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
They should live and be well.
What a bad boy Mickey was.
So I'm thinking he was into guava jelly probably.
It was Cruise's marriage to Kidman that actually clued me in to the fact that he was gay.
If I was married to Nicole there is no way in Hell we woud have needed to adopt, y'all know what I'm saying?
I would have discounted Redneck's statement until recently when Kidman and Keith Urban brought forth Sunday Rose. So her plumbing works. And I think Mimi Kennedy had a baby from a different father. She was Mrs. Cruise #1, recall.
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