Tales of Kelly's Garden

Bigwig: Aren't you going to silflay?
Chervil: I don't silflay anymore sir .
Bigwig: What do you mean? All rabbits have to silflay.
Chervil: No I don’t make little pellets anymore. Now I pinch off a loaf.
Blackavar: [Mumbles] You better believe it. He leaves it all over the warren. Drops a load and then never cleans up after himself.
[Chervil swipes at him to make him speak up, and he does]
Blackavar: I... I...I can’t take it anymore. This has to stop. Noboby silflay’s like normal rabbits. They just squat and pinch a loaf everywhere and anywhere. They don’t listen to the conversation. They interrupt everyone and are only interested in themselves. Pinch a loaf here and pinch a loaf there. You can’t hop anywhere without falling into a greasy loaf left by the likes of Chervil.
[Chervil glares]
Bigwig. This might be a problem. I hope the new lady in the cottage won’t get mad if you leave your dirty loaves all over the place.
Blackavar: Well, I don’t think she will mind. I think she just came back from vacation. Her skin is very red and she is walking funny. You should see her ankles. They look like ripe young tomatoes
Chervil: I like tomatoes. But let’s not bother her so she doesn’t get angry. She seems happy most of the time.
Bigwig. Thank El-ahrairah, I just don’t want to have to move again.