Hey last nights Chicago show wasn't anywhere as good as last weeks stuff. Most of the contestants were nondescript. Even the tragedy whores weren't cutting it.
Right off the bat there was this girl whose tragedy was that her father left the family. Bad of course nobody wants that. Then her mother started talking and you sort of remembered that old country song about divorce with Tammy Wynette, ' I live in a two story house." Damn there are definitely two stories with this divorce man.
Then there was the girl with the sick kid who flunked out twice before getting to Hollywood but having to go home to report to her parole board or something. Jeez. Hard to root for her you know?
Then there was this huge retarded dude who choose to sing a Tiny Tim Song. Nuff said about that one.
Then there was asthma girl who almost died but did cartwheels when she got her ticket. Not sticking to the script baby.
Finally there was this Korean dude who looks like the sop to the diversity crowd like Anoop Dog was last year. Shania Twain cutely was talking technically in way that Randy turned into sex talk which was kinda stupid. But kinda stupid and Randy goes together like ham and eggs. Or Kara and Cunt. It is just what it is.
Anyhoo let's hope it gets better tonight.
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