Friday, May 14, 2010

Now you kids have fun tonight,


"Titus you dirty rat"

"Look I am sorry I left you at the table for so long. I had to pinch a loaf."

"Too Much Information Dude!"

17 comments:

Titus said...

Candy's Canyon-I blushed seeing that picture.

Titus said...

Where's Darcysport? She's hot.

Jason (the commenter) said...

I will, I'm off to see Robin Hood. Wish me luck!

DaddyO said...

Hello please.

So this is what happens now? Titus leaves me after dinner last evening and comes over here looking for that Miss Darcy woman?

"I have a biggie headache" is what he says, then he goes to his home. Now I don't thinks so. I thinks there is another thing going on here.

Jason (the commenter) said...

Mr. Titus, huh? I was hoping to hear from his poop, or perhaps see a comment from his crusty sock.

chickelit said...

Hello Mr. Gupta, maybe Titus doesn't like eating Indian--too much cumin.

Titus said...

This Gupta person is a fraud.

While my Indian husband is an Executive working in finance at State Street Bank he is not 41. Yes, he makes well into 6 digits and all that.

We do talk about our loaves but we call them "dumpers"-isn't that sweet.

He is 35.

I demand Gupta be banned.

Trooper York said...

I don't ban anybody Titus.

I just bust their chops and if they can't take it they run away.

Hello Penny.

Jason (the commenter) said...

This Gupta person is a fraud.

I think the person calling themselves "Titus" isn't the real Titus. Look at how few views their profile has!

chickelit said...

'Look at how few views their profile has!

I'd look Jason but looking has that whole Heisenberg uncertainty thing going for it.

I still thing it's weird how Titus called Althouse "Mary" yesterday. I guess I'm not hip to certain lingo.

DaddyO said...

Titus he calls everyone by a name. Yes, he called Althouse "Mary" yesterday. This morning when we went to pick up his clumber dogs from the doggie spa he called her "Little Missy Morrell" when we were talking. It is just some affections. Do not be alarmed.

He is all the time talking to that Greta Van Sustern on television. I say "Titus, she cannot hear you!" And he says "Well she should hear me. Those suits they are just so butch on her!"

He does not call her Mary, though. I thinks he calls her Larry.

Jason (the commenter) said...

El Pollo Real: I still thing it's weird how Titus called Althouse "Mary" yesterday. I guess I'm not hip to certain lingo.

As long as he doesn't call her "Ann".

chickelit said...

As long as he doesn't call her "Ann".

Yes, I've noticed that "Ann" seems to be an appellation contrôlée.

Ron said...

And who among us calls her Little Annie Fannie? Mr. Meade, please lower your hand....

chickelit said...

Little Annie Fannie?

TMI dude!

Ritmo Re-Animated said...

I may be wrong, but I gather that "Mary" is a (fabulous) gay guy's way of talking down to a straight lady who's just not as cool as she thinks she is.

I don't know why, but I got that one when I first heard it, and it made me giggle.

See definition #1

chickelit said...

Thanks Ritmo
I am apparently one of the few people left in the Althouse-related cirle who didn't know that.