(The doorbell rings at a small cottage in a Midwestern State and a scantily attired walking Petrie dish of STD’s thrusts her boney ass in the doorway)
Lawrence: Hello….oh my God ….you again?
Amy Winehouse: Don’t be like that Larry. Seriously you are really missing out. I even one a contest on the Internet. By a mile.
Lawrence: What kind of contest? The Danielle Staub/Lincoln tunnel look a like contest?
Amy Winehouse: Errr….no…but pretty close. Come on let me in….you know you want too!
Lawrence: Look for the last time…go away!
Amy Winehouse: But look at this delicious spot. Just for you. You could be so in. Really in. Cause I am really wet. You could be soaking in it!
Lawrence: "Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhhh!"
Lawrence: What kind of contest? The Danielle Staub/Lincoln tunnel look a like contest?
Amy Winehouse: Errr….no…but pretty close. Come on let me in….you know you want too!
Lawrence: Look for the last time…go away!
Amy Winehouse: But look at this delicious spot. Just for you. You could be so in. Really in. Cause I am really wet. You could be soaking in it!
Lawrence: "Hamana, hamana, hamana, uuuurrrrpppphhhhhh!"
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