"Well Samatha I would like you to....hiicup....meet my finance"
"Nice to meet you my dear....errr what's your name?"
"Sarah Jessica Parker."
"Yes I brought her back to the 1960's from the future. Isn't she swell?"
"How nice. So where did you crazy kids meet."
"At the track of course."
"Naturally."
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I love SJP, so beautiful, thin, compassionate.
Such a wonderful role model for young girls all over the world.
Plus she ran second in the Breeders Cup this year.
Which is weird because she used a surrogate to breed her demon spawn.
I guess she didn't want anything in her vagina.
Well at least not Matthew Broderick.
Such a wonderful role model for young girls all over the world.
Not in my household. I never miss a chance to diss SJP in front of my daughter who just turned 11. It's bad enough that her mother got her hooked on "Project Runway."
I am careful to never point out SJP's equine features however. My daughter loves horses and I don't want to confuse the child.
Which is weird because she used a surrogate to breed her demon spawn.
Yeesh, I didn't know that. I hate her even more now.
I so admire and love the fact that SJP did not ruin her cunt by having some underling carry her baby.
So powerful.
What an incredible statement and what an amazing woman.
Nothing worse than a stretched pussy...if you ask me.
Nothing worse than a stretched pussy...if you ask me.
I guess you're the expert Titus.
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