Monday, November 15, 2010

But Mom I like you best.


"Hello Partridge's. I would like you to meet my niece."

"Yeah nice to meet you. You know you seem very familar. You look like an angel. Mom who's that girl?"

"I don't know and stop staring at my tits. I am your mother for God's sake you pervert!"

15 comments:

Titus said...

I love tits and I love it when women wear outfits the make their tits look pointy/

Pointy tits are my fav.

chickelit said...

I once dated a girl who looked a lot like Susan Dey. She was from your neck of the woods. Most everything I know about New York and L.I. I learned from her.

She really made my day if you know what I mean.

Just a warning. Tread lightly. I'm watching closely.

Trooper York said...

She is not Susan Dey. She is much, much hotter than Susan Dey and is hot to this very day. She starred in one of the most popular TV shows of the 1970's.

chickelit said...

Well then, I guess I'll just hold onto all those great soul-baring stories about my Susan Dey look alike.

Anonymous said...

Ask Charlie, he knows.

Brian said...

Well from the hint "angel," I'm going to a take a stab, though I'm probably wrong. It's not Jaclyn Smith, is it?

Titus said...

Sometimes I feel a nice pair of tits are just sitting there to be felt up.

Is that wrong?

ricpic said...

The hottest woman in that picture by a country mile is Shirley Jones who was incredibly unbelievably hot in Elmer Gantry and made me cream my pants in the dark theater so no one knew and which Titus, that know nothing homo, only does for hog.

john said...

ricpic -

The scene is in the brothel, she is wearing only a slip, cut just so damned low on her breasts. Then when the strap slides off her shoulder... only some perverse antigravity magic keeps it from sliding down around her knees.

The sighs, the sighs.

Yea, I recall that scene.

Titus said...

I loved shirley in Oklahoma.

I creamed my pants when she did a perfect split leap.

Titus said...

All this tit and pussy talk is making me cream my pants right now.

How about you guys?

Titus said...

How about a pic of Candy's Canyon-you know the one where you got banned on Althouse.

Now give us some Candy Mary.

We are all friends here.

Titus said...

I want a wide open pussy shot of Candy too where you can see her tonsils.

Trooper York said...

That is indeed a very young Jacklyn Smith.

blake said...

The sexiest angel!