Saturday, July 9, 2011

"That's it.....enough"


"THAT'S IT. STOP FOLLOWING ME. DON'T MAKE ME USE THE KOREAN CAMEL TOE ON YOU BUSTER!"

40 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

:O

Titus said...

I would like to rip her bathing suit off and see her tits and shaved cooch flailing in the wind.

tits.

The Dude said...

Titus, she is a woman, therefore her genitalia won't "flail" in the wind. You must be thinking about your cross-dressing friends. The more you carry on about women the more clueless you appear. Stick to your loaves and hogs - the things you know and love the best.

ricpic said...

No hot haoles on the new and improved Hawaii Five-O. How come I'm not turned on by oriental quim that has nothing but icewater in its veins and especially for haoles? I guess I just haven't "grown" enough to join this glorious age in its celebration of white death.

blake said...

"No, Bre'r Fox, don't throw me into that briar patch!"

Er. As it were.

ndspinelli said...

Titus is thinking of peaking in on his 90 year old grandmother..a cooch that old does hang low..like a sweet chariot.

MamaM said...

Thanks for the laugh Ndspinelli.

Sweet is a lovely way to describe a such a chariot.

The Dude said...

ndspinner - he was "peaking" at his grandmother? He admits to fondling his mother's breasts, but this is the first I have heard that Titus has an orgasm while looking at his grandmother. Nothing would surprise me with that freak, however.

chickelit said...

Assume the position as it were.

chickelit said...

Sweet is a lovely way to describe a such a chariot.

I object on the grounds of "Chariots of Fire" which sounds like a venereal disease.

MamaM said...

Many are the fiery rides such chariots provide in the span of a lifetime, sometimes arriving in whirlwinds, often coming to carry everyone home.

MamaM considers the thought-prints Titus leaves behind another wonder to behold.

The act of flailing is rooted in flail: a manual threshing device consisting of a long wooden handle or staff and a shorter, free-swinging stick attached to its end.

chickelit said...

MamaM considers the thought-prints Titus leaves behind another wonder to behold.

Speaking of Titus, here are some thoughts of poop and etymology for you: link.

chickelit said...

Many are the fiery rides such chariots provide in the span of a lifetime, sometimes arriving in whirlwinds, often coming to carry everyone home.

In olden times we all (unless Caesar-born) arrived via chariot. From a previous "arrival" in a chariot.

(infinite regression, mirror in a mirror, turtles all the way down)

Titus said...

What about the pics in dirty magazines where women's clit hangs down a little?

Can't that clit flail just a little?

And my grandmothers are both dead and I never saw them nude-that is just wrong and completely inappropriate.

Titus said...

I don't have any cross dressing friends either.

I don't know any cross dressers.

They are kind of gross and I hate "Trans" being identified with the dykes and fags. Get your own club trannies or what I like to call "shims".

chickelit said...

@Jason: That photo of you makes you look a lot older. The white halo behind your head and the shiny reflection combine to look like snow white hair with a severely receded hairline. Of course clicking on the avatar reveals this is not really so.

MamaM said...

The line
Between
Just wrong
And come
Pleat ill
Lee in
A pro
Prey ate
Is fine
In deed.

Penny said...

So?

MamaM prefers which of the two?

Wrong, or inappropriate?

Penny said...

Pick one.

Then tell us all "Why"?

Penny said...

But WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!

Looky there, Nelly!

Troop says that's it's.....""Enough""

Penny said...

"Enough!...That's IT!", he said.

She "turned." Then "turned again and again". One way, then another.

Finally, he noticed her toes.

chickelit said...

What's inappropriate MamaM--Titisian thought prints?

chickelit said...

I mean, do you want tunas with good taste or tunas that taste good?

Titus said...

MamaM is stealing my poetry creativity!


Wahhhhhhh!


Puss, puss, puss.

MamaM said...

The goods were flailing in the wind!

Is
a
rise
from
Pen
Knee
and
Tit
Us
a
too
fer?

MamaM said...

After years of searching, Titus finds the Fine Line: And my grandmothers are both dead and I never saw them nude-that is just wrong and completely inappropriate.

ricpic said...

Jason, if you won't listen to me listen to chicken. The new avatar has to go! Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

chickelit said...

Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

Agree with ricpic here. The old avi was a stylized visage that reminded me of an old Soviet Workers poster or something. The new one is too expressive and "sensitive." It reminds me of Bob Keeshan. :)

chickelit said...

@MamaM: I'm still confused. Do you consider Titus's comment a flailure?

chickelit said...

For some reason the guy in that photo reminds me of the Hoff.

MamaM said...

Do you consider Titus's comment a flailure?

Yes, but virtuel flailure would have involved more peaking. Thankfully, he stopped short.

Titus said...

I went to the gym today, as I do everyday.

I walked into the locker room, I don't shower at the gym, just take a piss, and there were 4 little frenchy boys-I am guessing around 4-5 running around naked. I was like is there any father here? All of sudden frenchy dad come out of the sauna and he had an erection. It was totally weird and disturbing

Those euros are way too inhibited for me.

Have some class and good judgment will ya Eurotrash.

MamaM said...

It was totally weird and disturbing.

Perhaps waves of enemating fabulousness provided the wind for this potent frenchman's flail.

MamaM's waiting for necrophilia to follow little naked french quadruplets as the next hot topic.

Jason (the commenter) said...

ricpic: The new avatar has to go! Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

chickenlittle: The new one is too expressive and "sensitive." It reminds me of Bob Keeshan. :)

It's the new emo-Jason.

None of you understand me!

chickelit said...

MamaM's waiting for necrophilia to follow little naked french quadruplets as the next hot topic.

Wouldn't coprophilia be more likely?

blake said...

I think @Darcysport likes it, Jason!

I should probably stop flashing my cock on twitter.

chickelit said...

I should probably stop flashing my cock on twitter.

Good idea. At first I thought you were trying to be a groan up version of me.

Titus said...

MamaM I have my limits dear woman.

Nothing underage, no grandmothers or relatives and nothing more fab than myself.

I also need to be the one pursued. No pursing here, mate. I can't and I won't pursue anything under any circumstances because then all will be lost.

Don't you understand?

Titus said...

I want to be desired. And I can't nor shant desire anything.

Because it is all about me. At all times.

My Indian Uk Husband just called and he arrived in Chennai for a very important meeting. Chennai is not nearly as fab as Bangalore. It is very hot and many mosquitoes. We did land there on our way to Darjeeling but I told him I would not depart because of mosquitoes and malaria.

And we are meeting in Mexico mid August. I can't wait because he loves me and I love him very much.

AND I have been faithful!!!

Titus said...

God, I am so much fabulous than the rest of you Americans.

Complaining about Obama and the debt ceiling and Murdoch taping everyone's phone and all that shit.

For us Ex-Pat's we all just titter and go on with our next international venture.

But we still love you, really we do.