Friday, August 26, 2011

Hurricaine? Shmeracaine!



This hurricane bullshit is way over the top. They shutting down the fucking subway! At noon. The day before anything is supposed to happen. That is gonna fuck up my business like you won't believe. Nobody is gonna come out. What a fuckin mess.

Nobody believes that there really is gonna be a problem. This ain't NOLA for crying outloud. What's a little fuckin water?

The people in the neighborhood don't give a shit. Mainly because the shop owners live above the stores so they will be open no matter what. In fact if the power goes out....well ice cream will be real cheap!

The only problem is the little old Italian ladies went into Good Food and bought out all the fresh Mozzarella and tomatoes. What the fuck! No caprese salad for lunch! I can't take it!

THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

chickelit said...

Cheeseballs!

edutcher said...

I have to agree. It's supposed to come up across VA, MD, and PA, which will knock most of the force out of it. It will be a lot of rain, some wind, and a little inconvenience when it hits your neck of the woods.

This is what you get for living with Bloomie.

ricpic said...

It's called CYA. Bloomie would rather cripple the city economically than risk a possible repeat of the snow fiasco.