Saturday, May 31, 2014
The Summer of Boo Boo
The atmosphere at the Berenstain house had become so sexually charged that strange things kept happening.
Brother Bear was lost to his obsession with dark haired campers that he would shoot at in the lover lanes in Jellystone. Papa Bear would drink and do drugs and carouse. Mama Bear was so sexually inappropriate with Brother Bear that he never had a chance to be normal.
Even Sister Bear was infected. She started reading romance novels.
And fingering herself.
It was Madness.
It was the Summer of Boo Boo.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
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