Bugging out.

New York Post Weird but True July 31, 2008

Boy, is this guy lucky karma didn't kick in.

An Australian exterminator's life was saved by bugs after he got lost in the outback for four days with no food or water.

He managed to survive by feasting on termites and other insects before he was found.

In a related story, a Mr. RH Hardin of Perverts Corner, Ohio fell in his barn and broke his leg. Mr. Hardin an noted hermit and crotchety old man, was not missed for three weeks. When rescue workers found him, they found that he had managed to survive by eating the chickens that had resided in the barn. Asked how he felt, he said "I am physically fine, but I am just said because now I won't have a date for New Year's Eve."