Friday, July 11, 2008

Jeeez, I hope Titus is all right?

New York Post July 11, 2008

WISCONSIN RAPIDS, Wis. (AP) -- A central Wisconsin man accused of abducting and sexually assaulting two men has been charged with 12 felonies.

The Wood County District Attorney's office filed the charges Friday against 46-year-old Edward Lanphear and a judge has found probable cause for a preliminary hearing.

Police said Lanphear held two men in his house, stripped them, beat them and assaulted them several times. Police say one of the men managed to escape and the other was found in Lanphear's basement this week.

Lanphear faces felony counts of kidnapping, sexual assault, reckless endangerment, false imprisonment, substantial battery, and misdemeanor impersonating a peace officer. He's being held in lieu of $1 million bond.

His attorney has declined to comment on the charges.


I hope Titus is ok. He said he was going home to visit in Wisconsin. That seems like a very dangerous place. All that cheese must make you crazy.

Check in Titus if youre listening and let us know you are doing ok. We miss you.

9 comments:

I'm Full of Soup said...

He fits the description and they found dog hair on the victims.

ricpic said...

Impetuous! Homeric!

Trooper York said...

I see you have been watching your DVD of the Quiet Man again.

How many weirdo's do they have in Wisconsin anyways?

Trooper York said...

I just hope Madison Man and Original Mike have alibi's.

Meade said...

Waddaya mean alibi's? They were victims!

Trooper York said...

Now I don't buy that! They wouldn't be victims.

Willing participants, that I would believe.

ricpic said...

Madison Man went along out of politeness.

blake said...

Well, isn't Wisconsin the birthplace of several prominent serial killers. Ed Gein, for example?

Trooper York said...

It's true. Wisconsin is the home of the grotesque. In every paticular. It outshines Brooklyn and LA in it's wealth of monsters. It's the cheese.