Hey, where is everybody?

New York Post Weird But True July 9, 2008
Here's a tale involving a goat, a dog and a Mercedes.

An Alabama woman in a Mercedes pulled off an Interstate when she saw the animals playing on the road. The goat hopped on her car and wouldn't get down.

Cops came and put the goat in their cruiser. The dog, obviously wanting to stick with his pal, hoped in for the ride.

"If anybody is missing a goat and dog, they need to let us know," a Limestone County police spokesman said.

Later that afternoon a visitor from Hope, Arkansas arrived at the police station carrying a ball gag, some rope and a big jar of lube. The tourist attempted to obtain the release of the dog and the goat as they were traveling companions who had temporarily been separated. The tourist a Mr. William Jefferson Blythe refused to give his occupation or what his exact relationship was to the goat or the dog so he was not able to obtain their release.

The dog was subsquented released to the custody of a Mr. R.H. Hardin of Sommerville Ohio when he produced documents and photos detailing the relationship. A Mr. Mickey Kaus of Los Angles, California attempted to obtain custody of the goat, but the examination of his photographs led to his incarceration on various charges not to be written about in a family newspaper. Mr. Blythe could not be reached for comment.