New York Post Werid but True July 25, 2008
Oh, the humanity!
Chinese scientists are appalled at a new fad among girls - wearing live fish encased in sealed plastic containers.
Vendors claim the fish can survive three months in the little box, which contains food and - surprise! - water, but experts say it's cruel and should be banned.
Asked why they did this, the girls replied that they were disciples of Frenchy Fuqua the famed running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers who wore eight inch glasses heels with gold fish in it.
One of the girls, Some Yun Cunt said "We love Frenchy. In fact we love the seventies soul style. That's why we were hot pants and halters and let our boy friends turn us out."
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