Thursday, July 10, 2008

Gas prices to come down?

New York Post July 10, 2008
A plastic tank filled with cow gas isn't most people's cup of tea, but scientists in Argentina are anxiously studying what has been collected in the battle against global warming.

Cow farts contain methane - a potent greenhouse gas. Researchers in the cattle-filled country have discovered that cow gas makes up 30 percent of Argentina's greenhouse emissions.

The Institute of Advanced Study of Alternative Fuels has commissioned a study to see if cow farts can be used to take the place of fossil fuels. Other disgusting things that are also being tested include comments on the Daily Kos, and Mickey Kaus' hair which also emit a disgusting order and an unsightly mess. There is an added bonus that Mr. Kaus's pubic hair can be found on both his genital area and on his head as well as the coat of his pet goat.

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