Trooper York: Hey let's go to the Titty Bar!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Hey let's go to the Titty Bar!

They serve much more than just milk. Just sayn'

24 comments:

edutcher said...: But the spigots for milk are the best ones.; July 21, 2011 at 8:34 PM
chickelit said...: Problem is, most of those drinks are high in colostrum and "raise" the blood pressure.; July 21, 2011 at 8:47 PM
reader_iam said...: I love that! Too fun.; July 21, 2011 at 9:04 PM
chickelit said...: But is it called "Got Milk?" or "Got Wood?"

*waves to RIA*; July 21, 2011 at 10:27 PM
MamaM said...: Kiddie Cocktails
and
Adult Entertainment,
all in one
venue.; July 21, 2011 at 10:40 PM
MamaM said...: Barquetry; July 21, 2011 at 10:43 PM
reader_iam said...: But is it called "Got Milk?" or "Got Wood?"

It's a mosaic, no? Which by definition is supposed to fit together, whatever pattern.

*waves back at chick, with a kiss sent from the arc*

When it doesn't, the art of parquet it ain't.

*waves at MamaM, with an old wink*

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This is a fun post, Troop. And not just because it's amusing.

A wave to you, too.; July 21, 2011 at 11:49 PM
chickelit said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; July 22, 2011 at 12:22 AM
chickelit said...: MamaM says "Barquetry"

Reader_iam says "parkay"

But I know better! It's butter!; July 22, 2011 at 12:23 AM
reader_iam said...: It's sorta all, I'd say.

In other words, kinda creamy.; July 22, 2011 at 12:28 AM
chickelit said...: In other words, kinda creamy.

Dair-eye say.. this thread lacts Ruth Anne? :); July 22, 2011 at 12:41 AM
ndspinelli said...: My old man had a friend who drank scotch and milk.; July 22, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Titus said...: My dad has stir sticks with a profile of a women with and her age.

20-tits are perky
25-still perky
35-start to sag
40-saggier
50-disgustingly saggy

The stir sticks also have the nipple on them.

I sometimes enjoy touching the stir stick nipple when no one is looking.

thank you; July 22, 2011 at 1:50 PM
chickelit said...: I sometimes enjoy touching the stir stick nipple when no one is looking.

Ethics is about doing the right thing when no one is looking.

You are an ethical man, Titus.; July 22, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Titus said...: If you titty fucked that bar you could get a bad sliver. Do you guys like titty fucking and the shooting in the women's face? Do women like it?

Sliver is a weird word.

tits that hang
Ring The Bell!
Ring The Bell!
Freedom
Release The Tit.
No
More
Constraints.
Bra off.
tits happy, relaxed, natural
Freedom.
tits.

thank you so much.; July 22, 2011 at 2:16 PM
chickelit said...: @Titus: There's a chain of convenience stores in the Midwest called Loaf'N Jug. The name reminds me of your favorite fetishes.; July 22, 2011 at 4:23 PM
Titus said...: Chick, so thoughtful to think of me.

They have employment openings too!

I would love answering the phone, "hello loaf and jug this is titus, how are your tits"?; July 22, 2011 at 4:47 PM
MamaM said...: Slivered Tumescence!; July 22, 2011 at 6:08 PM
chickelit said...: MamaM said...
Slivered Tumescence!

Long Dong Sliver?; July 22, 2011 at 6:13 PM
chickelit said...: Sliver me Timber?; July 22, 2011 at 6:13 PM
MamaM said...: Clumberland Farms is what comes to MamaM's mind when she thinks of Titus waiting and waiting down on the farm for the final stir of the ol' Swizzle Stick to take place.

In the meantime, why not hatch up a Permanently Leaving Goodbye extravaganza and order some Boob Cubes. No nips, but they supposedly fit all cup sizes, creating the ultimate opportunity to say "tits" to everyone while passing out drinks.; July 22, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Titus said...: You are hilarious MamaM.

I am not staying at the farm.

And no kidding my mother is in Norway on vacation this week and so it is just Dad and I.

I go there everyday, make him dindin, endure him yelling at me and then go to bed.

Mom will be back Friday. She is Norwegian and has some relatives there. She is going to see a bunch of fjords too.

One of the fjords is shaped like a tit with a nipple and everything.

Love the titcubes.; July 23, 2011 at 12:18 AM
reader_iam said...: There's a chain of convenience stores in the Midwest called Loaf'N Jug.

There also a regional chain in the Midwest called Kum & Go.

The first time DH and I saw that, we damn near ran off the road. To this day, every time I think of that day, I can't help laughing--though not nearly as helplessly and heartily as we did that day, once the double-take shock wore off.; July 23, 2011 at 12:28 AM
reader_iam said...: Also, may I share something else? DH just reminded me that he'd told me years ago of his experiencing decades ago a place in Florida called "Mugs & Jugs." It was intended to refer to coffee in the morning and beer in the evening.

That said.; July 23, 2011 at 12:33 AM

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Hey let's go to the Titty Bar!

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