Thursday, October 30, 2014

Say hello to the "Twins"

New York Post October 30, 2014
These two take twinning to the next level.
Sara and Emma Koponen, identical 25-year-old twins, are so obsessed with looking the same that they dropped about $24,000 for matching breast implants.
The now-big breasted Swedish women, who have since moved to Spain, went from A to E cups over the course of three separate boob jobs.
But the busty women aren’t just concerned about matching their chests. They also got lip injections so they would have matching smiles.
“’We are both addicted with modifying our bodies – but we have to make sure we both do the same things otherwise we won’t match,” Sara told Barcroft Media. ‘We are obsessed with surgery and the pursuit of perfection — for us there’s no such thing as too much.”
And to ensure that their bodies stay the same size, the dynamic duo works out daily at the gym for two hours and consume the same food at exactly the same time to maintain their weights.
The Koponen sisters obsess about more than matching their bodies, too. They share the same phone and wardrobe — but have yet to share a boyfriend.
Their end goal is to look like artificial dolls, with plans to get butt implants, dental veneers and nose jobs.
“The work we have done is for us — it’s not about getting men to like us, it’s about becoming our idea of perfection,” Sara said.
While the sky’s the limit for what he plastic-surgery-loving pair would do to their own bodies, they will never let their children follow in their footsteps.
“’I’m proud about how I chose to change my body but I would never let my own child do this to herself,” Sara told Barcroft. “’You will never be happier – that’s the point. You will always want more. If you start, you will never stop.”

23 comments:

Chip S. said...

OK, I'll get this one out of the way...

"You mean quadruplets, dontcha?"

/fish.barrel

Trooper York said...

Since I have opened the bra store I realize what the difference is of going from a size A to a size E.

It is the difference of going from a pea to a watermelon.

Trooper York said...

There are a bunch of little itty bitty titty girls shopping in the store now. Size 30 AA.

I thought AA was a battery.

ndspinelli said...

I thought AA was a cult. That's what my lawn guy said to me the other day.

TrooperYork said...

Of course Ann Althouse is a cult. That is what that black guy has been saying for months now.

Sheesh. Don't you pay attention dude?

TrooperYork said...

Actually you can change two letters and it is still a good description. Just sayn'

Chip S. said...

All Anthouse?

Chip S. said...

The World Series may be over, but the postgame show lives on. Check out #technologyandstuff on twitter for a great story.

Aridog said...

I note that ...

bunch of little itty bitty titty girls shopping in the store now ...

Say what?! If you measure a women by her tits, you are a bit weird.

The tits are NOT anywhere near the locus. But all y'all do what you must...I'll still keep the laid back lady...tits be damned.

In short, it's the emotion that matters, not the arousal.

Never mind, I am nuts. Or something.

blake said...

The twist ending is that they aren't twins. There's only one of them and a wig, a la Samantha/Sabrina.

Michael Haz said...

Twenty five years old? I would have guessed 40 based on the photo. They look like they're high mileage, if indeed they are 25.

ndspinelli said...

Haz, I'm on my way to Alabama. That will make on 3 states I have not visited, ND, OR, and Hawaii. Prior to leaving, I voted. I really don't like Walker. Nothing to do w/ politics, he just reminds me of all the assholes in high school who were politicians even back then. He's a phony. But shit, they all are to varying degrees. But this is no shit. I know you have worked hard for him. Now, I voted for Walker in the recall because that was absolute horseshit. But, I was going to go 3rd party. Then I thought of you and voted for your guy.

Michael Haz said...

Jim,

Meade has hacked into Spinelli's account.

Michael Haz said...

Or maybe the marinara is starting to slip off Nick's rigatoni. That happens.

chickelit said...

ndspinelli said...
Haz, I'm on my way to Alabama.

Wow, those TKAM clips I posted @ Lem's really affected you, huh?

ndspinelli said...

chick, LOL! I had not even thought of that. I'm going to Huntsville. If I see any reason to move on further south, I will. Otherwise, I'll head home, maybe via Memphis? Staying in Evansville, Indiana. Lot's of krauts in the area and have what looks to be a good German restaurant for tonight. The Gerst Haus.

ndspinelli said...

One never knows how Trooper feels about certain Yankees except for the obvious boozers like Mick, Whitey and Billy. But, Evansville is the home of Donny Ballgame Mattingly. I'm thinking Trooper hates him because he doesn't have any "ponies on his belt." Gil Hodges is from just north of Evansville in Princeton, Indiana. A very taciturn man. WW2 hero as a Marine. Never talked about it. Trooper surely hates Gil.

chickelit said...

Were I going to Huntsville, I'd make a stop at the Space Museum there: link

This is where Wernher von Braun and his transplanted German team reassembled captured V-2 rockets, developed our ballistic missile program and, ultimately, developed the rockets which put us on the moon.

I recently attended a local Civil Air Patrol presentation of our nation's rocket program. Von Braun had been whitewashed out of history.

Trooper York said...

Don Mattingly was one of the most overrated Yankees of all time. When he had it in his hands to win it all he choked like a little bitch.

He is proving it again with the Dodgers.

He would have been much better off on the Mets.

You know who he is?

David Wright.

Trooper York said...

I don't hate Gil Hodges. I pity the poor fuck.

ndspinelli said...

chick, The Space Museum is on my short list. Had a GREAT meal @ the 100 plus year old Gerst Haus. Went w/ the weiner schnitzel. Had a local pilsner beer and some Makers neat. I'm still a blue collar shot and beer dude, just better whiskey and beer than in my youth. Won $450 playing craps. Indiana has riverboat gambling and the Tropicana has a casino here.

ndspinelli said...

Read a good bio of Hodges a couple years ago. He just couldn't give up cigs. A real chain smoker. Players hated him as a manager. Not communicative @ all and held grudges.

I figured Trooper hated Donny Ballgame.

Trooper York said...

Hey I pride myself on my predictability.

In fact I but the "dic" in to predictable.